What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• watchOS 26 Adding a Smaller Yet Useful New Watch Face Setting - MacRumors
• Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?
• How do I write a book and sell it?
• Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
• Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
• Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com
• Does the rest of the world see America as a joke now that Trump is president again?
• I Thought My Husband Had a Good Reason to Avoid Sex. Then I Saw Something I Wish I Hadn’t. - Slate Magazine
• Rangers Place Tyler Mahle On 15-Day Injured List, Recall Kumar Rocker - MLB Trade Rumors
• If nobody will hire me, should I turn to crime to pursue a career in programming? I ask because if there's no legal entry-level jobs due to the oversaturation, I might have to go underground for it.
• What can we learn from the fatal shooting of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson?
• Adults with ADHD face long-term social and economic challenges, study finds — even with medication - PsyPost
• Browns' quarterback competition is right where it's supposed to be | The Huddle - Cleveland Browns